Now if this is the information young minds rely on, I can totally see why in every day life I deal with the lack of logic; the if a happens then b follows law. But this is taking logic to a whole new level. So This will now happen in this order. I will be drunk then I will drink alcoholic beverages and then I will be sober. If I blow my nose before sleep then I own a giraffe who rides a Harley!! Who'd of thunk it.