Friday, March 28, 2008

WTF is with Ohio people?

Fox News reported a story of a man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table. This is a mad case of paraphilia.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.


Would this equate to a a pelican being sexually penetrated by a rhino in terms of pain? I think so. I wonder if his penis still has a fresh coat of skin in tact. Whats more interesting is the rejection the wife must be feeling.. " What does that picnic table have that I don't? Damn whore of a umbrella hole!"

2 comments:

Kenneth L. said...

Where?! How?! What. The. Fuck.?!?!

It's not the fact that he fucked a table... I'm just bewildered to where he put it...

Big Matt said...

there must be a lot of lonely picnic spots in your are tripp.