Oh the things I would do given the cash and endless babes... wait I'm a chic. Of course we should take heed from the sex pot Richie and down a few 40's and go for a cruise with our children in the front seat. Hey if you have more than one offspring why not recline that seat and let them play a good ol game of twister!
Oh right the headlines...
lets see, sexy was drinking then decided to operate a hazardous machine....
TMZ was kind enough to share with us:
(he) was pulled over by the Laguna Beach PD just before 11:00 PM last night. Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI. At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there's no indication of drugs.Well I personally would much rather see Miley Cyrus racing down the road screaming about Lindsay's fire crotch with a tequila bottle in one hand and giving a peace sign with the other than lose brain cells reading this crap.
But wait this is when it became much more educational.
A police source tells TMZ that Richie Sambora's 10-year-old daughter, Ava, was in the car with him when he was busted for DUI Tuesday night.Hmmm, and as TMZ he may be charged with child endangerment. Heather must be thrilled, especially following her so called "suicidal attempt". Honestly Ava is gonna be one whacked out Hellywood spawn. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it Mothers against drunk driving! He's got more money than us, he's entitled! You just couldn't understand the strain it takes to make a living in a rock band.
Ava's mom is Heather Locklear.
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I will not sit here and advocate drinking and driving and child endangerment. But I always laugh when we see stories by outraged reporters covering rock/rap/movie stars getting shitfaced around their kids. We propped up these bags of hot air and made them ritch. when they were yopung and single we laughed and couldn't get enough of it when they were gettin busted for DUI's or arrested for gun charges or cocaine etc tec.
So now, a little older, but still the dumb ass people they always were we assume that raising children has ... sobered.... oh yeah the pun police are after me for that one. anyways its funny that we assume that these assholes are older and wiser instead of the same pompous assholes that made all the money off of our sorry asses.
So Im not saying richie sambora.. sp? ... isnt an idiot and shouldnt be arrested, tarred and feathered. But we should be sure to do it to every star who gets in trouble and not reserve it for the ones with children. you know break the cycle before they have the kids maybe... but then perez hilton would be out of a job so we can't advocate that!
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